"Hugh Eckert has many tattoos, but only one piercing. He has been inside the oldest vaulted structure in the world. He knows the Maya date for the end of the cycle. He owns many outfits that do not require pants. He is married to a monster, who is also the love of his life. He has an evil twin. He is an evil twin. He has been involved in this insane hobby since 1983, and played more LARPs that he can remember. He has written, produced or worked on a moderate number of them, from tiny deviant projects to the great big suckers. He does this because it feels so good when he stops. One or more of the statements in this bio are not entirely true."