Sick Little Sagas (1996)

From back cover:

Roses are red/Bloody axes are too/Don't want to be dead/Then here's what you do...

The Cryptkeeper returns with a quartet of adventures guaranteed to take some color from your cheeks and chill your marrow. Included are these tales from the depths of the Crypt:

• "Bad Day at Hanging Hill" - A mad rancher is raising something a lot worse than cattle...and if the characters don't get the hang of things real fast, it will be bad noose for them!
• "The Medusa Tree" - What lurks beneath the waters of the Delaware? What rains from the ceiling of the Swift-Stop? And just how do you wind up with an eel wrapped around your spine? The characters need to do a little "scuba die-ving" to find out!
• "...But Fear Itself" - Time for a nice, relaxing vacation at the hospital. Too bad two mad doctors are planning to play "kill or cure" with the help of a computer program dubbed "Ripper One." So many to slay, so little RAM...
• "Tracks of My Fears" - The characters take a train trip to a warmer climate - much warmer - but the social life (and everything else) aboard this eerie express is pretty dead. And they're heading for the last stop...