Or, The Feast of Saint Murphy
From the introduction:
The Europolitan Omnichurch never makes mistakes. After all, it’s been entrusted by the 5-Way God to act as His/Her/Its/Their/Our agent on earth, from icecap to icecap, throughout the world-spanning Europolitan Empire. The 5-Way God manages by delegating, so it’s the Omnichurch’s duty and responsibility to determine the ultimate fate of each of its members, whether to frolic in the glorious Überworld or swelter in the terrible Unterworld.