Noted motivational speaker Felicity Blythe started the Profound Positivity movement in late 2018 and it promptly took the world by storm. She observed that, since the power of positive thinking is self-evidently the most powerful force in the universe, the only explanation for why the world's problems hadn't been solved was a lack of commitment to positivity. She noted that previous efforts at subtle shaming of negativity were fine as a transitional measure, but an active rooting-out of negative people who spread negativity was necessary to achieve real progress. No one could disagree. Now society has embraced Profound Positivity. Alarmingly, some negative elements still hold us back, but the glass is half full because we already have a perfect solution: a deeper commitment to Profound Positivity!