Welcome, you are all members of a support group run by the local interfaith clerics association for sufferers of Socio-thaumaturgical hexes, poxes and maladies. You have taken a lover or otherwise come into amorous contact with an abhuman being and something new has sparked. You’ve caught penis dragons a Socio-Thaumaturgical Infection or (STI). Sometimes it is simply a magic and trauma resistant form of tiny groin lizards like pubic lice but with eltrich power. Sometimes instead your naughty bits may develop a ‘breath weapon’ of elemental damage that requires either enchanted assistance or a partner with certain resistances. Sometimes your genitals may be animate and have a draconic visage. Now this is called penis dragons as men tend to be more forthcoming about their xenophilic behavior and its attendant consequences but I assure you Clit Wyverns are just as difficult to deal with and equally vicious. Your particular malady may not be dragon related, Ghost Fever, Faerie Glitter, Dhobby’s Itch and Anthropic Singing Warts are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg.