A tragic fantasy farce on the theme of benefits and bureaucrats. War has come and gone from the Kingdom and through much struggle the evil wizard Klandoor has been defeated. In their infinite wisdom and compassion, the Monarch has begun programs of relief for the poor and sick. For these benefits many Heroes have undertaken a long journey to the Monarch’s Castle. Now they face the final hurdles; enigmatic claim forms and assessment interviews with overworked Clerks. Will the Heroes get the help they sorely need? We will play to find out. It probably won’t be fair or just.