Broke and not a nickel to spare. How about help Pappy run some moonshine across the county line ?
You and Bubba are distillers of the finest Firewater this side of the creek bridge. If you can just keep the local law and those pesky G- Men from finding the golden still. Oh yeah, don't forget that unseen Sasquatch rumored to be treading the swamps nearby Coon Dog Holler.