From his article in Pyramid Magazine, Volume 3, Issue 12 (Paper Cells):
After eight years serving in the United States Navy, Brian
Ranzoni attended college in a comical attempt to meet educated
women. Since then, he has devoted his life to the mysteries
of paper, explored chiefly with his pen and word processor.
He is the founder of brianranzoni.com, a narcissistic and
occasionally nihilistic literary website. This is his first article for Pyramid.