I was born in 1988 in Alameda, CA. I currently displace air in San Francisco, CA, and am equally likely to be in one of three localities: 1) Sports Basement, where I sit at a desk and get paid to do… something, the details of which I am quite uncertain of, 2) sleeping (this is my favorite pastime), 3) roaming the streets pretending to be something I am not (no particular something; the underlying theme is simply Not Me). Anywhere I go, there is a 45% chance that my little dog, Kila, will be literally nipping at my heels. I ride a bike. I do not own a car. I spend all of my money on gaming incidentals and tattoos and food that really ought to be outside the expectations of my income bracket. I used to be able to write and speak fluent Quenyan (Tolkien’s Elvish) but have since quite vehemently forgotten.