Once upon a time, Jason Daniel Myers (Bath, OH) left home to seek his fortune, and instead found his happily ever after. Her name is Alexandra. He did not promise his first-born to a witch or a strange nameless gnome. Though he might wish to destroy all the spindles in the world for his daughter Jadzia, he realizes that to do so would be foolish. Aside from Jadzia, his greatest accomplishments include making clothing for members of the royal family, killing seven with a single blow, and learning how to shudder. He currently resides under your bed, collecting the dreams that fall from your mind like breadcrumbs.