The winners of our 24-sided dice contest are revealed: \'\'Excuses\'\' by Larry McAbee (1st), \'\'24 Ways to End a Paranoia Game\'\' by Aaron Goldblatt (2nd), and \'\'What Hour Is It?\'\' by John Bonnell (3rd), plus \'\'Idiot\'s Delight\'\' by Britt Garcia & \'\'Space Ship Malfunction Table\'\' by John Bonnell (Honorable Mention).