Greetings, new freshman student!
We're excited to welcome you to Wandering Monsters High School, the world's premier academy for scheming henchmen, savage brutes, faceless minions, and wizard fodder!
To complete your enrollment, simply obtain a blank student report card and follow the instructions found in this pamphlet. This will guarantee your quick enrollment in WMHS and hold your space in your selected courses.
You can also select extra-curricular activities in which to participate during your free time, inform us about any special needs you may have, and choose your student goals.
Again, welcome to WMHS and the start of your promising academic career -- we hope you survive the experience!