"As you hurry past the banquet table, the Troll King sees through your disguise. 'Halt! Look, everyone! That is not my serving boy at all -- this is one of those meddling princesses! Seize her, and her little friends too!'
"His guards start coming toward you! What do you do?"
"I'll try to distract him with my golden hairbrush! 'Look! Shiny!' I'm going to color it in with the orange crayon, and that will give me three dice 'cuz I'm rich!
"Uh oh... I only rolled a five total."
"Hmm, that doesn't seem to be enough. The troll guard captain says scowls at you and snorts derisively at the brush. He reaches for you, and --"
"I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!"
"-- um, then he stops! 'Oooh. Shiny. Me like shiny! You is pretty princess with shiny brush!' He staggers backward, a goofy grin on his face, captivated by the way the light sparkles on your hairbrush."