The Artful Robin (2013)

From Introduction:

"It's always good to think ahead. It might not go the wayyou want, but the important thing is you thought it!"

You've got ambition. You've got plans. When you've got the brains and the chutzpah to carry yourself through, the world is your clam-thingy! Admittedly, you're almost never able to focus on the same plan for more than five minutes at a time, but you're always sure that it will work out this time, honest! You have a habit of picking up human items for your own use; you can even write, if you get the urge, though your handwriting is what one would expect from using a pencil the size of your leg.