POTS vs. PANS (2012)

From publisher blurb:

The World is Coming to An End, So Why Not Go Out Gaming?!

There are those who say that the Ancient Mayans predicted the world is going to end in 2012! We here at NUELOW Games are accepting of all beliefs--even the stupid ones--so we're producing a Final Battle product each montyh this year until the world ends, or 2013 arrives.

We hereby proudly present POTS vs. PANS: The Final Battle (#6), a full-color superhero extravaganza! (Will there be 12 Final Battles? Only the Mayans knew for sure!)

In POTS vs. PANS, the decades-long, cross-generational feude between the pure-hearted American superheroes who make up the roster of PANS (Patriotic American Native-born Superheroes) and the dastardly international league of supervillians POTS (People's Organization for Terrorism and Socialism) comes to a head. When this battle is over, one side or the other will be wiped from the face of the planet... and if PANS loses, hundreds of innocents will die in a nuclear blast.

As many as eight gamers cam play this battle scenario for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters. It features new traits, new combat maneuvers, stats and character portraits for nine pre-generated costumed heroes and villians. such as Butts Pirate & Butts Boy, tireless anti-smoking crusaders; Captain Freedom, the Gay Patriot; Texas Hellion, a feminist crusader for the Right to Bear Arms; Red Raider, dedicated foe of anti-Communist forces the world over; Spirit of the People, North Korea's Own Superhero; and Mother Eve, a mysterious mystic whose powers seem to derive from the serpent wrapped around her body.