From Introduction:
Elevator Pitch:
Tom Selleck. Domestic Beer. Guitar licks. Unlimited ammo. Heather Thomas held prisoner on Sex Island. Go!
Setting:
You are a member of Mustache Force, an elite band of not-giving-a-damn cops with kick-ass mustaches who like to shoot law bullets and make love-time with their man-parts.
America City is your jurisdiction. It’s the biggest, best and baddest city in the world and it takes uber-men like you to keep that motherfucker in line! Crime loves a wimp, so don’t be a wimp! Kick crime in the taint!
Enough blabbing: grab a piece, get a piece and keep the peace! DO IT NOW!