So you and your friends have decided to ride through King Arthur's England on coconuts. It's going to be fun. In fact, if it isn't fun, change the rules. The Key to enjoying Monty Python is that nothing is sacred, not even printed rules to a game. Assuming, however, that you want to give these rules a try, here are some things to keep in mind:
The Monty Python troupe knows a lot about medieval history.
When the world is absurd, the rules can change.
The dice rolls exist to create a bit or randomness - salt and pepper to taste.