Descent into the Candy Crypts is a mini-module for Crimson Dragon Slayer, a science fiction and fantasy pa- per & pencil roleplaying game for the Old School Renaissance. It is meant to be compatible with nearly every RPG derived from the first of its kind. Descent into the Candy Crypts is a parody, joke, spoof, etc. This book does not own the rights to various intellectual properties mentioned or implied. The rights to reproduce this work are reserved for the copyright holder.