Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
A system agnostic look at the dark arts of necromancy, undeath, and the best practices of the craft. Includes various methods of corpse rendering and preservation, undead animation, and even recipes and children's rhymes - with a necromantic flavor. Includes (but is not limited to) zombies. Also includes the complete rules for Dragon Poker and several brief forays into Lovecraftian horror.
Disclaimer: This book is intended for humorous purposes only. The author accepts no responsibility for anyone attempting the things within or who brings the dead back on a bet.
Dedication: To practitioners of the dark arts, masseuses, dragon poker players and makers of pie everywhere.