Ahoy matey! ‘Tis I, Barnacle Pete, the saltiest sea dog in all the land, inviting you to the seasonal opening of Barnacle Pete’s Wild Water and Family Fun Park! Come see the brand-new water slide, Davy Jones’s Locker, the tallest slide in the state! Celebrate your birthday at our new pavilion! Special discounts for wee ones! Come one, come all. Last one in the park Walks the Plank!