It's a beautiful day in the city of Ravens Bluff. As you step out into the morning air to do your daily routine, the sound of someone or something clearing its throat draws your attention. Standing before you is a kobold in a three-piece suit. The scent of roses surrounds him. In a high pitch snobbish voice (normal for kobolds) he says in common, "Your presence has been requested at the offices of B&V Security Agency at noon." With that, the kobold hands you a piece of paper with directions on it. Then he turns around and walks off without any further comments.