The following book describes racial subtypes of famous creatures.
This award-winning tome is the 14th volume of “Ziggy’s Travels” and details my account recorded while living with, and sometimes running away from, the creatures that were the subject of my research. I, Ziggy the Categorizer of Many Things, am happy to present this goblin classic for the first time in common to the public. Please enjoy the fruits of my labor.
Dorfs (Race): A dorf is a dwarf’s dwarf.
Elfen (Race): Human superfans of elven culture.
Hoomans (Race): Imagine if your (awakened) pets made an artificial human to pet and walk them 24/7.
Molf: A reverse werewolf. These naked home-makers stalk the night, driven only by the intelligence of a common wolf, and stagger across the moors with an awkward bipedal gait so that they may feed on omnivorous delights like oatmeal and white bread.
Orcs, Porks, and Norks: An in depth dissertation on the various kind of orc and orc subcultures in extreme detail.
Dagrons, Dargons, and Dergen: This book has all sorts of off-brand dragons! Inbred dragons, pompous dragon-balloons filled with hot air, and zzzzzTHINGS THAT ARE TOTALLY DRAGONS SO GIVE FUDzzzz.