The Saiga may look like adorable platypus-folk but they are actually [Redacted]!
To all conventional wisdom and common knowledge saiga are dumpy platypus-folk who offer no threat to anyone. They are a bit forgetful, somewhat clumsy, and rather naive. The image they project publically couldn’t be farther from their true nature. Saiga are a [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted] who act though their [Redacted] in various locations across the world. They have a deeply rooted talent for [Redacted], a defense mechanism that they have evolved since they were mere marsupials, and no one suspects [Redacted]!