When sunlight's luminating eye finds ancient tome of dark delights;
When children changed by demon's kiss encircle maid of primness tops --
Then Frog-steeds of th' ApoKERMIS fly beyond evil's previous heights,
And raise the dead in rev'ler's bliss that drowns the world in meat and hops!
Long before the rise and fall of the Third Reich, long before the rise and fall of the House of Usher, long before even the rise and fall of the Roman Empire, history and literature both ignored the rise and fall of ancient Lonibabia, the nation that partied itself into oblivion.
But a deadly prophecy remains, and fulfillment seems horribly near at hand. Is this the Fall of Civilization? Or can the Ghostbusters gate-crash the world's last bash?
ApoKERMIS Now! includes:
Detailed maps of the Lo-Cal College campus and the Lo-Cal Museum of Art's Lonibabian Exhibit
Complete descriptions of the Elder Gods of Fast Times -- the four Frog Riders of the ApoKERMIS!
Newly issued GBI experimental Sky Sleds to test and travel in high style
And last but never least, a prim and proper young woman with a devastating personality disorder