"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up!"
From the back of the core rulebook:
"Inside this swank beauty, we'll show you how to put the dead in deadite.
Here you will find:
- An introduction to roleplaying and the Army of Darkness story.
- A guide to character creation, including ready-to-play champions and companions, as well as specs on the Army of Darkness cast, for your quick-play pleasure.
- The Army of Darkness Unisystem, streamlined for cinematic action and adventure.
- Guidelines for bringing the little people together, training them, and pitting them against the forces of evil.
- Blow-by-blow instructions for creating Army of Darkness roleplaying game sessions.
- A rundown on the Army of Darkness setting, places, people, events, including details on evil clones, demons, undead, and other critters.
- Fleshed-out new setting suggestions, taking your Army of Darkness game in freshly gruesome directions.
- A complete adventure to get the horror and hilarity under way right away."