Kobolds Ate My Baby! (Super Deluxx Edition) (2005)

"The Beer and Pretzels Roleplaying Game

"Who's Fodder now?"

Hardbound updated version of Ninth Level's original comic RPG.

From the back of the book:

ALL HAIL KING TORG!
It's not really your fault that kobolds (well-known as gourmands among the dark races) really enjoy the taste of fresh human baby! Your problem is that King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG, LORD OF ALL KOBOLDS!) is having a party! An you and your friends have been selected to cater it! And if the human town won't yield its babies, well, King Torg isn't opposed to serving fresh, young kobolds for the feast. You, to be precise.
Kobolds Ate My Baby is the original beer and pretzels role-playing game. This fast-paced and hilarious Super Deluxx Edition of this cult favorite has been completely updated with all new material by the original creators, and all new art from John Kovalic.
is book contains everything you need to play, including: character creation, combat, magick, a sample adventures, monsters (ok, townsfolk), and the infamous Kobold Horrible Death Chart. Grab some chumns, add some dice, and get ready to enjoy being cannon fodder.