ALERT - STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING - READ THIS MESSAGE FIRST - ALERT
Security Condition DOUBLE-ULTRA-SERIOUS
Citizen! Alpha Complex is under attack by a PREVIOUS UNKNOWN THREAT. Only the new DEPARTMENT OF COMPLEX OPERATIONAL DEFENCE can defend us from this mysterious new threat.
YOU have been selected to serve in the new Department. This new work assignment overrides any existing work assignments. DCOD takes priority over all other departments. Alpha Complex needs you!
Welcome to the War on ... well, we'll work that bit out later. For the moment, get your war on with: