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A 147+ page document that collects the gaming wisdom of dozens of like-minded GMs, the Book of Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (Book of U.C.K.) give 3.0, 3.5, or any fantasy RPG GM the answers to many sexual RPG questions. Like:

"What are the sexual habits of a black dragon?" "A kobold?" "Are they even compatible?!?"

"How does a fantasy maiden remain un-impregnated?" "What birth control is possible in a high magic fantasy setting?" "What happens if she is pregnant, and WHAT is the father?!?!"

"What have artificer created to enhance pleasure for couples?" (Or on the battlefield.)

"How can 3.0 spells be used in sexual situations or for sexual health?" "And have people designed NEW spells to be used in the bedroom or for sexual enhancement?"

They have.

This is one of the more sexually healthy D&D sex guides out there. (I can't believe I said that.) Yes, there is a "Prismatic Dildo" spell, but there is also "Painless Birth", "Theft of the Unborn" which CAN be used to move a fetus into a more healthy donor and the cantrip "Sterility"; so, NO, you really CAN'T be the Daddy this time.

A lot of thought has gone into making it a usable resource. How seriously and closely you follow the rules to sexual conquest (Sexual Tricks and Feats!) is up to you. ;)

Most of the credits go to anonymous sources on the http://www.enworld.org/ boards, but here is a partial list.
- Averil Wehstrom (xagunder@yahoo.com) for: the spells Dire Chastity, MacFaileas' Virtuous Ward, and Succubus' Passion. The monster Slave Knight
- bramadan
- Evil Josef
- Ialdabode
- Isawa_Sideshow
- Janos Antero
- Jashin
- Kobold Avenger
- Kolvar (singewald@yahoo.com) for the site, the first editing, spell-converions, some new spells,
pregnancy, generators and bloody stupid comments on the boards.
- Oddjob
- Riot Gear
- Rolland Therrien (rolland.therrien@videotron.ca) for contributing to the Orc sexuality.
- Snoweel
- Tanilen
- Zelda Themelin

Art
Averil Wehstrom: Cover, Header and some Interior Art
Gwynn Kirkaldy: Periodica Covers
Isawa Sideshow: for the iconics.

First hosted here.
http://www.netbook-of-uck.net (dead link)

Now hosted here.
http://carnal.orfinlir.de/ (Active!)

Pieces of it can be found here. (Active!)
http://www.temporalnexus.net/multiverse/Netbooks/Carnal_v_1/Ch00_Table_of_Contents.php

DISCLAIMER: This guide contains (mild) nudity and explicit sexual information. Do not download or read if you are under 18!!!

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