"Where ya gonna crawl?"
From the back cover:
"With a blinding flash of light, the stranger appeared as if from nowhere in Alpha Complex DND Sector.
"Sinister black robes. Pointy caps. Treasonous moons and stars all over the place.
"A wave of the hand. ** Poof ** Innocent Citizens explode or become assorted barnyard animals. DND Sector laid to ruin.
"Can your small band of hardy PLC supply clerks capture the deadly Commie mutant traitors and Randy, their drooling, green, scaly cohort?
"Sure. Why not? I mean, if a pair of scruffy hobbits can dump a ring in the Crack of Doom in defiance of the most awesome heavies in Middle Earth, then this should be a snap.
"Orcbusters — Wizard Whacking in the Service of The Computer."