Every fantastic town is enlivened by its fortune tellers, mystics, and fakirs. Encounters between Adventurers and fortune tellers are a great way to provide plot and setting information or to set up a new twist in the Adventurer's stories. This guide provides a randomized system to generate answers to the kinds of questions most of interest to Adventurers, "Will we succeed on our quest?" "Where is the object we are looking for?" "Is he-she-it alive?" "What is the best option to take?" The guide also provides information useful to an Adventurer setting themselves up in the mystic business.