From the book:
Hello folks, it's that time again! Here at Troll in the Corner's Magical Emporium, where we have the finest magical accoutrements this side of...of...of a place that has not so fabulous stuff.
Spring is a special time for us. The boss makes us root through the cellars looking for anything even vaguely magical and then we get to practically give it away to you, the discerning adventurer.
This year our theme is Party at the Inn! All of these items are guaranteed to spice up your next party and make your soiree the to-go-to event of the year! Caution: Some items may cause permanent, irreversible damage to the wielder, creatures in the immediate vicinity and possibly minor deities.