From the Game's Introduction:
Congratulations! You've just been hitched. Well, not really, you've probably been married for a few years, long enough to establish that you forget anniversaries, buy inappropriate gifts, do dumb things with your friends, and are generally an idiot.
That's right, you're not just a husband, you're also a "Sit-Com Dad". You are cut from the same loud and obnoxious cloth as Cliff Huxtable, Tim Taylor, Fred Flintstone, and the legendary Al Bundy. You are married and have kids. You have a beautiful wife (one of the perks of being a sit-com dad), several very smart children and very little sense of your own.
Congratulations! You are an idiot.