Jonny was stranded on Earth whilst still a fetus when his birth-parents spaceship crashed and has since worked hard, with limited success, to integrate himself into human society. He is currently employed as a computer programmer in the City (of London).
Jonny's major problem in life is apathy. He would do something about it, but he can't be arsed. Sad to say, Critical Miss magazine is about the most significant creative work he ever actually managed to complete. (If you've already read the magazine you'll realise how pitiful this is).