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From Erisian Entertainment website:

Matt Fezatte, if that is his real name, is the lone survivor of a failed invasion by strange, near-human beings from a galaxy far, far away whose spacecraft crashed in the East River back in the late 70s. Immediately, Matt began to stockpile primite earth weapons in the hopes that he could still conquer this planet in the name of the Empire... Then he realized he could just wait a few hundred years until we killed ourselves off and conquer the planet with considerably less effort.

Ben found Matt hiding in a tattoo parlor where he was secretly encoding a hyper-space transponder signal in the patrons while they were being inked in order to contact his superiors. As luck would have it, Ben and Matt seemed to get along well... which speaks very poorly for both of them. Ben convinced Matt to use his considerable artistic talents, which were used to disguise the hyper-space transponder signal up until this point, to draw scantily clad women for Erisian Entertainment. Matt accepted.

Thanks to the superior technology of Matt's native people, he was able to brainwash an earth female into marrying him. With her unwitting aid, Matt intends to create a race of superhuman warriors so that he can conquer this star system for himself.

Until his plans for inter-galactic conquest come to fruition, Matt bides his time playing video games. He has used these games to recruit and train a crack team of commandos that will form the vanguard of his assault. If you have an Xbox 360 and play Call of Duty, you may have encountered these heartless killers.

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