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Wiki source for playset if it will help.

http://www.bullypulpitgames.com/wiki/index.php?title=Keeping...

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The Score

Life is Nasty, Brutish and Short. So Are You.

Just on the edge of the human kingdom lies a valley whose cliff faces are riddled with caves. In these caves dwell a surprising variety of monstrous races: sneaky goblins, downtrodden kobolds, savage orcs, enormous ogres and stranger things still. These monstrous peoples are only tenuously united by the common worship of the bloody god Zemox.

The human Baron of Restwell Keep is supposed to keep the monsters under control, but there isn’t much he can do. Sure, every year or two you get a couple of self proclaimed “heroes” coming in to wipe out the monsters. But most of these adventuresome kids wind up on the wrong end of a glaive-guisarme. The monsters, they stick around. The biggest threat to the monsters isn’t the human warriors, but the constant infighting between monstrous tribes. Gathering together this many violent subhumans in one place is a surefire recipe for disaster. The valley is a fiasco, just waiting to happen.

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Erich - Gort, Cook and in love with Lilyixa

R: 1 Romance - 2 Unrequited Love
N: 6 To Get Laid- 3 by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris - Lilyixa, Assassin, Mate to Rbaz

R: 1 Romance - 3 Mated pair
O: 5 Weapons - 1 A fallen paladin’s longsword

Leonie - Rbaz, Fighter, Nate to Lilyixa

R: 3 Warfare - 3 Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: 2 The Border Forest - 2 The Mad Hermit’s hut

Erich


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Erich

Chris

Leonie

1 1 1 1 1 1
1 1 1 1 1 1
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Alright. We'll keep the same rotation as last time, and we'll start with a fresh roll. So, here we go.

White Dice 6d6 = (2 + 6 + 3 + 3 + 5 + 2) = 21
Black Dice 6d6 = (1 + 2 + 1 + 3 + 3 + 5) = 15

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2 2 3 3 5 6
1 1 2 3 3 5


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Alrighty, let's start off with something fun here.

Mommy, where do half-orcs come from?

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Erich -

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N: 6 To Get Laid

Chris -

R:
L/O:

Leonie -

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L/O:

Erich


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2 2 3 3 5
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The Table wrote:

Erich -

R:
N: 6 To Get Laid

Chris -

R:
L/O:

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare
L/O:

Erich


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2 2 3 5
1 1 2 3 3 5


We have love (well, lust) so let's add some war.
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Lust, love and war....

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Erich -

R:
N: 6 To Get Laid

Chris -

R: 1 Romance -
L/O:

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare
L/O:

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2 2 3 5
1 2 3 3 5


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And trees! Let's not forget the trees!

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Erich -

R:
N: 6 To Get Laid

Chris -

R: 1 Romance -
O:

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare
L: 2 The Border Forest

Erich


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Possibly more long, hard things?

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Erich -

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N: 6 To Get Laid

Chris -

R: 1 Romance -
O: 5 Weapons

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare
L: 2 The Border Forest

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Your need needs a proper relationship, don't you think? whistle

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Erich -

R: 1 Romance -
N: 6 To Get Laid

Chris -

R: 1 Romance -
O: 5 Weapons

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare
L: 2 The Border Forest

Erich


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Marriage is a blissful thing...

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R: 1 Romance -
N: 6 To Get Laid

Chris -

R: 1 Romance - 3 Mated pair
O: 5 Weapons

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare
L: 2 The Border Forest

Erich


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A little unequal relationship never goes poorly in these things.

The Table wrote:

Erich -

R: 1 Romance -
N: 6 To Get Laid

Chris -

R: 1 Romance - 3 Mated pair
O: 5 Weapons -

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare - 3 Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: 2 The Border Forest

Erich


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Don't settle for less.

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Erich -

R: 1 Romance -
N: 6 To Get Laid- 3 by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris -

R: 1 Romance - 3 Mated pair
O: 5 Weapons -

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare - 3 Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: 2 The Border Forest

Erich


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2 5
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Hmmm... perhaps a love triangle?

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R: 1 Romance - 2 Unrequited Love
N: 6 To Get Laid- 3 by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris -

R: 1 Romance - 3 Mated pair
O: 5 Weapons -

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare - 3 Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: 2 The Border Forest

Erich


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Well, I think we're all mad here, but apparently no as bad as the old hermit.

The Table wrote:

Erich -

R: 1 Romance - 2 Unrequited Love
N: 6 To Get Laid- 3 by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris -

R: 1 Romance - 3 Mated pair
O: 5 Weapons -

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare - 3 Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: 2 The Border Forest - 2 The Mad Hermit’s hut

Erich


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5

P.S. I'll have limited computer time tomorrow and be offline Friday through Monday (my annual gaming retreat; I'll be running an Xcrawl adventure).
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And the 5 gets turned into a 1, although the catapult may have been nice too.

The Table wrote:

Erich -

R: 1 Romance - 2 Unrequited Love
N: 6 To Get Laid- 3 by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris -

R: 1 Romance - 3 Mated pair
O: 5 Weapons - 1 A fallen paladin’s longsword

Leonie -

R: 3 Warfare - 3 Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: 2 The Border Forest - 2 The Mad Hermit’s hut

Erich


Let's ponder about it (Saturday and Monday are both days I will be mostly afk as well and try to get some ideas in the thread after Monday.
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Sounds good. I'll update the top and now that the ice is gone, maybe I can get back to playing a few games. ^_^

Chris, is this the new Pathfinder version of XCrawl, or is it the old 3.0 version? Love me some XCrawl, but thought D&D4 would be a perfect fit for it rather than Pathfinder.
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Sounds good. I'll update the top and now that the ice is gone, maybe I can get back to playing a few games. ^_^


Good luck and watch the roads. I'm keeping an eye on the weather too as my get-together will apparently have me driving towards the storm up here in NY.

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Chris, is this the new Pathfinder version of XCrawl, or is it the old 3.0 version? Love me some XCrawl, but thought D&D4 would be a perfect fit for it rather than Pathfinder.


3.5. Update a few things and change the signature moves a bit. Its teh second one I've run for our annual get together. The second annual DJ Doombringer Memorial Crawl. The triple threat crawl. Three judges. Three times the fun and death.

I pre-make the characters (since there are some differences for Xcrawl). As well as some standard D&D/Xcrawl characters, I also have Kid Stone (Kid Rock), Tim Longbow (Tim Tebow), and Charles Shine (Charlie Sheen) as characters that have proven a lot of fun.
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Ok. So, what are we thinking here. With the two romance points between us, as well as the warfare part, it almost looks like we could be part of the same species. Chris and Leonie's characters are married, with mine being on the outside looking in as someone I loved is now taken from me? It doesn't help that Leonie's character is either my superior or lackey, depending on how we want it to roll.

Anyone have any thoughts?
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Yeah, a basic outline could go with either a powerful warrior/lord of some sort wanting the mate of his lackey or a lackey wanting the mate of his powerful lord. Or, as Erich said, maybe someone he cares about was taken or otherwise could not return his love so he seeks to get laid to prove something or get back at someone?
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It's a precarious start indeed.
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As Erich may be the one needing to get laid by the most powerful warrior, it would suggest you would be the lackey as well.
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Let's get back in we've got ourselves some goblins again?

I'm Rbaz, despite being goblin I'm still fierce and very strong and cunning. I'm married to (Chris). The reason why I'm powerful is because I've slain a fallen paladin by accident and his longsword is now mine. I'm proving my strength and reputation by heading for the hermit. He has been a threat to us all for ages and needs to be dealt with, that's why I'm now on my way through the forest.
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Sorry to be late to the party today, but between network issues and general mayhem running around, I've had a busy couple of days.

So, Rbaz...male or female?

Me Gort, the goblin cook. Me don't fight, but me make others strong. They bring me food, me put it in pot and it is cooked. But, me want more than be good cook. Me want someone to love. Of course, me love is married to someone else...the big bully....
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Rbaz is male.
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So.... who is my mate? He or she?
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Narl wrote:
So.... who is my mate? He or she?


Lilyixa is female. She is sneaky and conniving (even by goblin standards). She has eliminated a few rivals that sought to steal her place at Rbaz's side.

She is worried that Rbaz's success and the sword he accidentally acquired is going to his head and he is headed for trouble by trying to take on the hermit.
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