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Let's see what we can make of it. Let the cook Gort start, establish or resolve?
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I'll resolve. However, I have to warn you, I am sick at the moment... I may be limited for a couple of days.

I hate the flu. gulp
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Hey there. Still sick. If you don't mind, I'll catch up on Monday. Sorry about this...
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belirahc wrote:
Hey there. Still sick. If you don't mind, I'll catch up on Monday. Sorry about this...


Get better soon.
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Take care. I wanted to start a scene for you but forgot about it so I have another chance.
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Let's kick off.

Gort is busy in the kitchen preparing dinner for Lilyixa, the love of his life, and Rbaz, her husband. He has heard Rbaz is about to go for a daring adventure which may cost him his life. That would only be too convenient for Gort, he wouldn't have to poison Rbaz. The bad thing may be Rbaz will probably force Gort to come along. After all, what's a lackey otherwise for?
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And while I am a little better, now I am on the road. Sometimes I hate my life....

Gort stands over the kettle, stirring the green, viscous liquid. Occasionally, he takes a sip off the spoon and smacks his lips. "Need more lizard!" He reaches over, ignoring the others in the low ceiling cave.
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belirahc wrote:
And while I am a little better, now I am on the road. Sometimes I hate my life....

Sorry to hear. I've been having computer trouble (home computer needs a new fan and work has been a bit crazy so not as much time to check on lunch breaks). Darn real life

Lilyixa rolls her eyes and sighs an exasperated sigh. "Gort," she says lightly slapping him upside the head, "Rbaz gets all itchy on lizard. I mean, I like it but you've been told not to serve it when Rbaz is eating."
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While he loves to hear the sweet and subtle sounds of Lilyixa's voice, he really hates it when she is right. he reluctantly puts the lizard down, and stirs in some mushmoss instead. "Why we worry about Rbaz. He eat the same no matter what. I think it Spiney lizard that no like him, not rock lizard."
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"Gort, bring food fast! I need to go away. Need a good meal, now! Lazy you."
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Rbaz going to get self killed thinking shiny man's sword makes him powerful. Need to think of a way to stop him. Looking at the remains of Gort's cooking, she kicks a stray piece of mushmoss that had dropped on the floor. It stops right in the path Gort will walk to take Rbaz his stew.
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Gort puts the stew in a bowl and places the bowl on a stone tray. He has seen more than one human cook do this, and figured it makes his status a little higher in the eyes of some goblins. He stares at Lil, his eyes going all droopy with love as he begins to walk to Rbaz's chamber. Unfortunately, he did not see the mushmoss slide in front of his foot.

He regained his senses after a moment, seeing double the amount of Rbaz and Lil than he normally saw. The stew lay all over him and the floor.
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Black or white?
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Black, but wasn't sure if I wanted it to end quite yet. I thought it was a good stop point, but at the same time thought maybe it was too short. I'll say black and pass it to Chris for this turn.

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Erich

Chris 1

Leonie

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"Gort! Stupid you! Now I'm angry with you. You'll pay!"
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"Me no stupid. Me slipped on moss. Accident... Me make more!". Gort jumps up, trying to avoid being pounded by Rbaz for spilling the stew.
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Rbaz eases down a little bit and sits down, waiting impatiently for his meal.
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Monster Valley PTA wrote:

Erich / Gort

R: Romance - Unrequited Love
N: To Get Laid - by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris / Lilyixa 1

R: Romance - Mated pair
O: Weapons - A fallen paladin’s longsword

Leonie / Rbaz

R: Warfare - Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: The Border Forest - The Mad Hermit’s hut

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Ok, Lilyixa, establish or resolve?
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I'll establish.

Lyxia shakes her head as Gort heads back to the stew pot. Softly she says, "Gort, I think there is enough stew left I can scrape it together with a few things for Rbaz if you want. I mean, look how mad he is. He didn't even hit you. I think he might be being so quite over there because he is thinking of something horrible to do to you. If only there were something you could do to make it up to him." She looks wistfully at the ceiling as if trying to think of something.

"Maybe you could do something to help Rbaz get ready for his battle with the hermit. You could saddle his wolf, you know the one that likes to bite you. Or pack supplies from all the lizard we have in the pantry. Or string his bow, just don't break this one like the last time."

Taking the bowl from Gort's hand, her fingertips brushing his, she says, "I'm sure you'll think of something that will make his quest with that in-need-of-polishing sword be something to remember."
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Gort nods and blushes a deeper shade of green as Lilyixa gives him subtle orders. He turns, not knowing what to say as he rushes off to saddle Growler, leaving the other two alone.
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Rbaz is eager to go out.

"Now woman, what are you doing slow, hurry!. Rbaz leave very soon."
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Shaking her head as Gort misses her subtle suggestion, she turns to Rbaz and brings a bowl of the last of the stew. "I know you are in a hurry, Rbaz. But big leader like you shouldn't do this alone. Send some of the other warriors to scout the hermit. Find the best time to go stabs him."
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Rbaz charges the food in the bowl as if he hadn't eaten for days. Lilyxia's remark doesn't reach his brains until he has eaten it all. Then he gets annoyed, looks at her and wants to reprimand her until he sees the look on her face. Would she really be worried for him to leave? Why? Does she want others to be more famous than Rbaz?

"No, can't wait. This is big battle. Rbaz must stay big leader. No leader if I sit and wait."
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Off in the distance, growling can be heard, followed by screams of pain. "BAD GROWLER! No Bite! NO BIIIIIITE!!!!"
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"Not sit and wait, Rbaz. Plan. Show you good leader not stupid leader. Um, I mean, everyone know you strong, this show you smart too. They say hermit has strong magic." No, not going right, she thinks.

"Rbaz want more stew?"
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