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Rbaz flings the dish aside, splitting in a dozen pieces against the cavern wall. His chair falls back onto the floor while he turns to find Gort. He'd better not be treating Growler bad. Stew?! You think I'm stupid. There is no more stew, stupid Gort threw all on floor! And I'm strong, stronger than hermit, stronger than magic. Rbaz not afraid!

He stomps off towards Growler. At least that is one creature he understands. Why oh why did he mate Lilyxia again? Oh right, power.
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Gort leaned back, trying to pull his shirt sleeve from the wolf's mouth. The wolf growled menacingly as the goblin struggled to free himself. "Growler, let Gort go! Bad Growler! Me bop you!" he reared back with his hand, a rolled bundle of leathers held in his grasp.
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Lol, maybe I'd better take Lilyxia with me instead of Gort.

"Gort! Stop that! You are upsetting Growler. Go help making new stew. It wasn't enough to even fill half my stomach. And it tasted bad. Then go clean my gear."
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Lilyixa skids to a stop as she enters the wolf's lair. "Gort, listen to Rbaz."

Walking over to Rbaz, she places a hand on his arm. "Poor Growler, he seem real mad. Maybe best to let him rest before riding to hermit's."
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Gort drops the leathers to the ground and looks at the pair of them with sad, confused eyes. The betrayal. The backstabbing. The PAIN!!! Suddenly the goblin is lifted as Growler grabs flesh, shaking him several times before tossing him away into a midden heap. "I go make stew now?", he says with his arm bleeding and his head sporting a new lump.
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Erich, black or white? Leaning to white here myself.
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White sounds good. I don't see any reason for things to go badly for anyone but Gort at the moment. ^_^
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Rbaz sighs. It's probably for the best. You right, poor Growler. Stew not ready for while anyway. Let's go.

Rbaz grabs Lilyxia's arm and takes her to their private quarters until Gort has the Stew ready.
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Monster Valley PTA wrote:

Erich / Gort

R: Romance - Unrequited Love
N: To Get Laid - by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris / Lilyixa 1

R: Romance - Mated pair
O: Weapons - A fallen paladin’s longsword

Leonie / Rbaz 1

R: Warfare - Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: The Border Forest - The Mad Hermit’s hut

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1 1 1 1 1


A white for my true love.

So, Leonie is up next to establish or resolve I believe.
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Well I'm glad I'm your true love and you didn't marry me for my wealth and power. I think I've steered a bit too much already so I'll resolve.
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Shall we go forward into the future, or backwards into the past....

Let's put Rbaz and Gort in the woods at night, working their way to the hermit's cave when they come upon a pair of humans in a small clearing. What do these two intrepid goblins do?

Chris, you want to take the humans for this one?
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belirahc wrote:
Chris, you want to take the humans for this one?

Sounds good.


"Oi, did you hear something?" the one grubby human asked of his compatriot, who was trying to snooze by the fire.

"Wha.." his companion muttered groggily. "I told you Boris, there ain't nothing out there but a few hoot owls."

"But Nick, I heard there was goblins in these woods," Boris said with a tremor in his voice.

"Maybe there was, but Sir Baldric rode out to cleanse the woods of their filth. Leaves us lots of nice pickings of travelers through the woods," Nicholas said, settling his hat back over his eyes.
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Gort stood behind a bush, his frying pan in hand in case he had to defend himself. He peered at the humans, his mouth watering even as his knees knocked together. He had heard that humans had a unique flavor, and that the young ones seemed to cook better than the older and tougher ones. He wondered if Rbaz would fight these two so he could take a few choice cuts from their bodies to try out later. Perhaps human stew with stone lizards.
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Rbaz looked at the stupid humans. They don't know how to fight, one almost sleeps, other one seems stupid too. This is a great opportunity to show how good he is, all the glory will be his. Rbaz, the slayer of humans!

Gort, be ready. They sleep soon, then we chop off heads. Understood?
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Gort nodded enthusiastically. He held his frying pan tight, wondering how he was going to chop the head off anything with it.
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Rbaz took the longsword he had, the moonlight shined and it reflected on the pretty and sharp blade. It could have alerted the guards, if they had been paying attention. Rbaz gave the sign and Gort and he jumped at the guards. In front of Gort, Rbaz couldn't show weakness and despite his bravura he didn't like to kill. So he decided to knock a guard unconscious with what he hoped looked like a fierce blow.
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Is it too early to choose a color? Seems like a perfect time to go dark with this and choose black for a bad ending. ^_^
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I think it's my choice but I'm fine with black.
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You know.. I totally forgot you had resolved. ACK!!!!! Sorry. ^_^
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No worries, let's make it black. Any things you'd like to happen, go ahead.
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So sorry for the delay. Turns out my body doesn't like packing a moving truck and driving it 300 miles on a straight 40 hours of no sleep run and punishes me for it afterwards.

*CLANG* rang the metal skull cap the human wore under his floppy hat as Rbaz brought the flat of his sword down on the human's head.

"Hey Nick," said the slightly stunned human, "I think I found one of dem hoot owls."
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Rbaz froze when he heard the human talking. He should be no talking anymore! No good, no good! Without thinking about Gort, Rbaz turned around and ran before they could get hold of him.

"Away, Rbaz away! Not waste time here, have bigger things to do!"

We weren't racing the play anyway, good to have you back. To even things out I will give the black die to Gort. He must feel terrible without dice.
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Gort watched as the brave and resourceful, not to mention totally married to the woman Gort loved, goblin named Rbaz bravely run away from the human who threatened to do little more than stand up. Gort, being a brave goblin as well, took off and followed his brave and fearless leader back into the woods.
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Monster Valley PTA wrote:

Erich / Gort 1

R: Romance - Unrequited Love
N: To Get Laid - by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris / Lilyixa 1

R: Romance - Mated pair
O: Weapons - A fallen paladin’s longsword

Leonie / Rbaz 1

R: Warfare - Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: The Border Forest - The Mad Hermit’s hut

The Table wrote:
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1 1 1 1

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Erich, establish or resolve?
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