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Sorry. Kind of been in and out.

I'll Establish. We'll be in the woods, hunted by the humans. Of course, Rbaz, being the brave and resourceful goblin, is using Gort to root out traps by making him go first.


"Gort hate trees! Big things, lots of limbs. Pointy bits too. Gort hates trees!" Gort crashed through the underbrush, swinging his frying pan into various green things, hoping nothing hops out to attack him.
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Rbaz looks over his shoulder, the humans are still on their track. No wonder, Gort is making noise like a million elephants. When he looks forward again he almost bumps into the huge tree near the purple flowers. Purple flowers! Hermit!

"Gort fool! Quiet! Look! Go right here and be still. Run fast and we maybe can reach hermit house."
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Gort stopped swinging his pan and looked back at Rbaz. "Rbaz still go to see hermit? We should go back to cave! Humans big. Not be hurt by sword. We go home, not to hermit." Gort stood still wondering if he had gone to far.
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"C'mon, Boris," the smaller human calls to the stumbling bandit behind him. "They went this way," he says pausing to catch his breath leaning against a flower covered stump.

"I thought you said dere were no more goblins," Boris says catching up to his companion.

"Sir Baldric rode out to smite them so these must be a few stragglers. That shiny-ass goody-doer wouldn't have thought about their treasure, but these two might know where it was kept, heh? An if'n it's enough, we just keep going and don't have to give a share to da boss," Nickolai says with a conspiratorial wink.
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"Go home? Like fleeing mice? Have you no pride? Go to hermit now, and watch out for pitfalls."
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Chris, what dice shall we choose to help create a direction for this scene?
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Well, either way could be fun. I usually tend to lean black dice too often but we do have more white dice right now. Give Gort a break?
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Go for it Gort White it is.
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Hmmm... how to make this work out for Gort....

Gort grumbles, but continues to press on. He notices a glint in front of them and smiles as he realizes he has finally found a trap. He grabs Rbaz, putting a finger to his mouth to let him know to stay silent as he skirts to the left and around the pit. Once on the other side, he begins to yell, getting the attention of the humans that had been following them. The pair rush forward, heedless of anything other than the thought of treasure. As they charge into the pit, the leaves disappear to reveal many sharp spikes the impale the poor dimwitted humans. Gort stands and looks up a Rbaz, a smug smile on his face. "Gort good trap finder!"
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Very nice! Who gets your dice?

Well done Gort, you will be perhaps useful again someday.!
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BAH!!! I always forget that, don't I? Hmmm.... you get it this time, Leonie.

Monster Valley PTA wrote:

Erich / Gort 1

R: Romance - Unrequited Love
N: To Get Laid - by the strongest warrior in the valley

Chris / Lilyixa 1

R: Romance - Mated pair
O: Weapons - A fallen paladin’s longsword

Leonie / Rbaz 1 1

R: Warfare - Powerful warrior and oppressed lackey
L: The Border Forest - The Mad Hermit’s hut

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Nice one Gort.

I'll resolve.
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Meanwhile, back at the cave...

Let's see. Lil is back at the cave system now that Gort and the crazed would be Hermit Killer are on the loose and she is beginning to realize that Rbaz has not been paying much attention to her lately, seeing as he is obsessed with the Hermit. I think it is about time to bring in the stud that she will possibly become obsessed with... maybe in the form of something other than a Gobby? What do you think, Leonie?
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It will give Rbaz another reason to use the sword. I like it!
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It could be someone from a rivalling tribe?
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Hey y'all.

Listen, I'm gonna be a little more delayed than I have been lately. My brother has been diagnosed with cancer in multiple locations. He has some surgery done this weekend to allow him better breathing, but it's not looking good. I may be off a while here soon if things take a bad turn, so wanted to let you know what was going on before I disappear. I'll try to get back after my meetings today to make a post or two.

Talk to y'all in a bit.
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Take care and our thoughts are with you, Erich. Take all the time you need. We'll be here when you are ready.

And apologies for not posting myself lately. Was sick last week and then had to re-image both my work computers and try to get everything re-installed.
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[ooc]Ouch, that's very tough. Take care Erich, we will be there.
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Thanks, both of you. ^_^
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Hey there.

Busy couple of weeks. My brother is able to breathe again after a trachea tube being put in and he has finally gotten his diagnosis. Adenocarcenoma, a type of glandular cancer that's in his lungs and other locations. At this point, they know how to treat it and maybe slow it down. Pretty much that's all they can do for him though, so we're just seeing how well it will help him. Now that we know it's not quite as bad as we feared, we're relaxing just a little. However, I am on the road this week and will not be on much more than to glance things over.

I will return next week to start things up again where we left off. Again, I apologize for the delay.

Take care and thanks for the wishes and thoughts.
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Still scary but glad to hear that things are improved from the initial fears. Do as you need and know we'll be here thinking about you and ready when you need an escape.
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It's hard on you all, take lots of care Erich.
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