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How would you complete this sentence?

You know you are dealing with a hardcore RPGer when ...

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...she makes an opportunity attack against any passing by pedestrian.
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... they argue with everyone that a dodgeball to the arm is not enough damage points to get them of the game.

http://www.saladdin.net/parents.htm
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... she scoffs at someone for mistaking a glaive for a voulge.
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... he buys a bicycle helmet and asks what AC it has.

... at a company meeting, he starts rolling a d20 before he answers a question.

... he yells "roll for initiative, you swine!" when he gets robbed in a park.

... he always has rulebooks for the correct setting with him ... e.g., civil code while shopping.

... he checks every drink for possible poisoning.

... calls his birthdays level up days.
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PzVIE wrote:

... calls his birthdays level up days.


See, now, I'm stealing this. I'm not getting older. I'm leveling up!
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...she brings some dice to the project planning meeting. "This usually takes 1-2 months, in this case (rolls 1d8) 5 weeks, if I get (rolls 1d10) 4 people working on it."

(Seriously! Are your estimations more accurate!?)
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... they refer to going for the groceries as a "quest".
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pdzoch wrote:
PzVIE wrote:

... calls his birthdays level up days.


See, now, I'm stealing this. I'm not getting older. I'm leveling up!


I've got the T-shirt.



(I actually do have this T-shirt!)
https://www.qwertee.com/product/level-up-cat
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(I actually do have this T-shirt!)
https://www.qwertee.com/product/level-up-cat

Bah. And I thought, for once in my life I had witty idea. And they beat me to it soblue
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PzVIE wrote:
xipuloxx wrote:
(I actually do have this T-shirt!)
https://www.qwertee.com/product/level-up-cat

Bah. And I thought, for once in my life I had witty idea. And they beat me to it soblue

There's no such thing as an original idea.
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She learns enough anatomy to know where to strike the base of the skull as an assassin. (my niece, who is now a cop)

I have a friend who took swimming lessons in college due to a boating incident in game. He didn't know how to swim, and the emotion carried over.
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Our IT director referred to a couple tasks in a project we're working on as "side quests." Got a smile from me.
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...you have to have the largest d20 at the table.
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chadnorth wrote:
...you have to have the largest d20 at the table.

Is that you, Doug?
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"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
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derf_red wrote:
chadnorth wrote:
...you have to have the largest d20 at the table.
Is that you, Doug?
Yes.
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I knew my wife was finally a real gamer when she laughed out loud at this one -

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I had some one ask me if their coupons stacked. This may be a VGG thing tho.
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...they see your non-D&D book and know what it is.
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... they own more dice than dishes.
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... they own more dice than dishes.

Wait - what? There are people who don't?
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... they want to play an RPG which is not D&D.
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....their knowledge of a foreign language is rather arcane & solely derived from wanting to learn the rules for the original edition of their favourite game.
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....their knowledge of a foreign language is rather arcane & solely derived from wanting to learn the rules for the original edition of their favourite game.
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