The Hotness
Legacy of Dragonholt
The Streets of Marienburg
The Museum
Tomb of Annihilation
More Adventures in Arkham Country
Tales from the Loop
Starfinder Core Rulebook
Player's Handbook (AD&D 2e)
Monster Manual II
Tomb of the Iron God
Superbabes: The Femforce Role-Playing Game
Vornheim: The Complete City Kit
ASE1: Anomalous Subsurface Environment: City of Denethix and Dungeon Level 1
Dungeon Crawl Classics Role Playing Game
Fate Core System
Eternal Lies
Blades in the Dark
Barrowmaze Complete
Star Trek Adventures Core Book
RPG Geek Random Tables
Forbidden Lands Core Book
Forbidden Lands Campaign
Raven's Purge
Dungeons & Dragons Set 1: Basic Rules
Arms and Equipment Guide
Dungeon Master's Guide (D&D 3e)
Dungeon Master's Guide (AD&D 2e)
Advanced Melee
Player's Handbook (D&D 3e)
DCC #051: Castle Whiterock
Clash of the Princes
A Spy in Isengard
Player's Handbook (AD&D 2e Revised)
Heart of Ice
Horror on the Orient Express (2nd Edition)
Shadowrun RPG 5th Edition Core Rulebook
Dwarven Vengeance
The GameMaster's Apprentice
Adventures in the Borderland Provinces (Swords & Wizardry)
Maze of the Blue Medusa
Robert E. Howard's Conan: Adventures in an Age Undreamed Of
My Little Pony: Tails of Equestria, The Storytelling Game
Wilderland Adventures
The Curse of the Statuettes
Dungeon Master's Screen, Reincarnated
 Thumb up
1 Posts

Doctor Who Roleplaying Game» Forums » Sessions

Subject: Doctor Who - No Earth rss

Your Tags: Add tags
Popular Tags: [View All]
Club Squirrel
Brierley Hill
The Black Country
flag msg tools
One Squirrel to rule them all, One Squirrel to find them, One Squirrel to bring them all and in the darkness TPK them.

No Earth

Holmes - Time Lord
Trixx - Vincocci Tech
Dorian Craze - Victorian Soldier

Last episode... after absorbing the temporal energy from Moriarty’s exploding time ship Holmes sets the TARDIS in motion and is forced to Regenerate.

The TARDIS hurtles through the galaxy past Saturn, Jupiter until it sling-shots around Pluto and enters the space/time vortex as it hurtles back towards the Earth. Trixx and Dorian Craze are still in shock at the amazing interior of the TARDIS combined with seeing their friend change his appearance before their eyes. Holmes gathers himself and starts running around the TARDIS console flicking switches, pulling and pushing levels. Overwhelmed by it all Dorian slumps into an armchair and has a cup of tea. Trixx too is coming to terms with the time-travel aspect of their journey.

GM note: The TARDIS interior has not yet been re-configured from the previous story. The doors open to a staircase leading to what was Sherlock Holmes study. The bookcase of the study opens inwards as a secret door leading to the Console Room. The Console Room is huge and apart from the wooden console at the center would not be out of place in a Victorian mansion. It has bookcases around the room and a spiral staircase leading up to a gantry and a doorway deeper into the TARDIS. Generally it is very similar to the 8th Doctor TARDIS.

The TARDIS arrives at Earth in the year 4067, but the Earth is missing. Gone. And from the asteroid remains Holmes deduces that Earth has most likely been destroyed. Holmes uses the TARDIS sensors to try and detect any spatial residue that would indicate the Earth has been moved. Nothing. Holmes is bemused. He knows he has visited Earth further into the future. Something is amiss!

Suddenly the TARDIS is nearly hit by a passing starcruiser that zooms by. While travelling at sub-light speeds it was still extremely fast.

Dorian "Next you’re going to tell me the Earth has been destroyed to make way for a hyper-space by-pass."
Holmes "Yes, it would appear so."
Dorian "So what do we do?"
Holmes "We go back and find out what happened. Hold on!"

Holmes pulls a leaver and the TARDIS once more hurtles through the space-time vortex until it reaches the year 2016. Earth. But the planet is surrounded by two dozen starships, a Judoon Destructor Fleet! The Judoon are the equivalent to Intergalactic Police. They are overly officious and carry out the law regardless of the consequences of their actions.

Trixx "They’re going to blow the Earth up!"
Holmes "Not if I can help it." Holmes opens communications with the Judoon command ship. The Judoon cut him off mid sentence (GM note: player made a disastrous Presence + Convince roll so I gave him a temporary -1 to Presence). Dorian asked to speak to the Judoon so Holmes put him through just for the Judoon to ignore him just the same.

Trixx "Can’t you..."
Holmes "Yes, I was about to thank you!"

The TARDIS materialises on the bridge of the Judoon command ship. As Holmes exits the TARDIS, which is still in the form of a Police public call Box, and is met my the Judoon Captain and four Judoon armed with Laser Rifles.

Captain "Fo Ro Sho Bo Toh Doh?" [what do you want]
Holmes "By the powers of the High Council of Time Lords and the Shadow Proclamation I demand you stop what you are doing and tell me why you are blowing up the planet Earth!"
Captain "you are hereby fined 10,000 credits for Trespass on a Judoon starship."
Trixx slides past Holmes as prepares to activate his Engram Eraser (a small device to blank memories), but he is met with the barrel of a Judoon laser rifle.
Captain "Illegal possession of Engram Eraser. Fine 1000 credits."
Holmes "I SAID, by the powers of the High Council of Time Lords and the Shadow Proclamation I DEMAND you stop what you are doing and tell me why you are blowing up the planet Earth! Tell me!"
Captain "The High council of Time Lords has been destroyed."
Holmes "Correct. This makes me the voice of the High Council!"
Captain "Earth is scheduled to be destroyed as ordered by the Shadow Proclamation."
Holmes "That cannot be right. Tell them to stop."
Captain "No."
Holmes "Then I will. I want to meet with the Shadow Proclamation. Now!"
The Captain nods. Before Holmes can object the TARDIS is clamped and teleported with Holmes & Trixx (Dorian still aboard the TARDIS) to the Shadow Proclamation - the equivalant of a Glactic Government.

The trio exit the TARDIS where two more Judoon guards wait along with the Shadow Proclamation representative Mistril.

GM Note: I loved GMing Mistril, and she was actually a spur of the moment character because I’d forgot to write-up the Shadow Proclamation Representative. Mistril is a woman, about 5’ 6" with chalk white skin (somewhat influenced by the Albino Servant in Stolen Earth). She wears a flowing white dress, has mad white hair and long fingernails. She is very expressive with her hands when she speaks (I actually acted this out) moving her arms, hands and fingers slowly with her words. Her speech pattern is one of dispair, and slight disinterest. I very much plan to include Mistril in a future game.

Mistril "The Judoon inform me you are unable to pay the fine for trespass."
Holmes "That’s not important. Why are you blowing up the Earth?!"
Mistril "The Earth? Oh that. It’s destruction has been passed by the Shadow Proclamation."
Holmes "There are millions of people on that planet."
Mistril [sigh] "Plans for it’s destruction have been on display for one hundred years for any objections to be lodged."
Holmes "I’m objecting now."
Mistril [resigned sigh] "You are too late to file any objections."
Homes "But how could they complain? Earth is primitive. A Level 5 civilisation. They have no space travel. Well, they went to the moon, but aside from that."
Mistril [sigh] "That cannot be correct. The Shadow Proclamation would not authorise the destruction of a level 5 world."
Holmes "Ha. There."
Mistril "And you are?"
Holmes "I am Mr. Holmes. A Time Lord."
Mistril [big sigh/groan] "Oh. And you?"
Trixx "I’m Trixx from Vinvocci."
Mistril "And you?"
Dorian "Err.. Dorian Craze."
Mistril "From?"
Dorian "From Earth."
Mistril "You just said Earth was a level 5 civilisation and not space-faring."
Homes "Yes, correct. He came with me."

Reluctantly Mistril goes over to her computer terminal.

Mistril [sigh] "The destruction order was made by a Mr. Smith, from Earth via an agent on Arcadia. It was sanctioned by Mr. Vorn, Commissioner of the Shadow Proclamation."
Holmes "From Earth? He must be an impostor. The Doctor sometimes used the name Mr. Smith."
Mistril [big sigh] "Oh no, not The Doctor."
Holmes "No, this wouldn’t be him. Say, where were the plans on display again?"
Mistril [sigh] "On Arcadia."
Trixx "But Arcadia was destroyed."
Holmes "In the Time War."
Mistril "You are correct." For the first time Mistril shows concern. "That cannot be. The plans must be on display for 100 years."
Holmes "Right. So you can stop the Earth’s destruction?"
Mistril [sigh] "No. It was authorised by Commissioner Vorn, only he can reverse the decision."
Holmes [now he is sighing] "Right. Can we PLEASE see Commissioner Vorn."
Mistril [reluctant sigh] "Yes, I suppose. Guards, take the prisoners to see Commissioner Vorn."

The group are marched through the bright white corridors of the Shadow Proclamation space station to Commission Vorns off.

The Judoon Guard presses the comm, "The Time Lord to see you Mr. Vorn."
Commissioner Vorn "What?! [farts] Oh crap! One minute!"
The group wait.
Holmes turn to the Judoon guard "He’s running away you know?" The guard just stands there.
Holmes "Back Door open. He’s running. Still running. He’s getting away."
With that Holmes pulls out his Sonic Screwdriver and unlocks the door. Holmes, Trixx and Dorian charge in where they see Vorn, a big fat but with surprising speed, running down a corridor from a door the far side of the room. They give chase. The Judoon just stand there. A few seconds later one of the Judoon activates his comm, "The prisoners ran off."

Vorn tries to use a lift to get to the starship docking bay but Holmes again uses his Sonic screwdriver to stop the lift. The group follow Vorn down who is now on the engineering level. Vorn dodges between power generators pushing the Crespallion* workers out of the way. Nowhere else to run he darts across a narrow gantry. Dorian reaches the gantry first and casually (GM note: Spending a Story Point) presses the button to retract the gantry. Vorn turns around but loses his balance and falls to his death. Trixx and Holmes both tried to save him but they also fall off the edge but just manage to hang on (GM note: with Holmes having to spend a Story Point to save himself).

[Stomp, Stomp!!] The Judoon guards turn up. "You are charged with the manslaughter of Commissioner Vorn. Mandatory 50 years imprisonment!"

The group are marched back to see Mistril who already knows what happened, and she is even starting to believe that vorn may have been an impostor. After some thought the group ask to prove Mr. Smith is a fake. Mistril reluctantly agrees, though thankful just to get them out of her sight, and advises them that she has discovered Mr. Smith has an office on Alpha Centauri. They are allowed to use the TARDIS, but the ‘Clamp’ fitted by the Judoon means they will only be able to return to the Shadow Proclamation.

Arrival at Alpha Centauri
GM Note: I could not find any canonical reference describing the planet of Alpha Centauri so had the planet much like New Earth with tall shining skyscrapers, the largest of which being the Civil Offices where Mr. Smith supposedly worked.

Entering the office block the lobby is huge. There are fifty reception desks with at least 30 people in every queue, many of the people here are Alpha Centaurians**

Dorian had and idea and addressed one of the queues. "Excuse me ladies, gentlemen and" err.. whatever.. can you look at me please?" He flashed the whole queue with his Engram Eraser, "You’ve got what you want, you can go home." Everyone in the queue walks off allowing Holmes, Trixx & Dorian to walk to the front.

GM Note: What followed was hilarious! And while I would not normally allow such abuse of the Engram Eraser it was so funny I just had to let it go.

Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "We have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Okay, what is you name?"
Holmes [had his Psychic paper ready] "Oh, err... Jones."
Alpha Centauri "I’m sorry, I have no appointment in that name."
Holmes "Damn. Start again."
Dorian steps forward [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "Hi, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith." [Psychic Paper in hand] "I have authorisation."
Alpha Centauri "Oh yes, but what is you name please?"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My appointment is next with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My appointment is next with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Holmes "It is urgent. I must see him immediately."
Alpha Centauri "Okay. Have you completed the Urgent Appointment form?"
Holmes "And what colour is that?"
Alpha Centauri "Yellow."
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Holmes this time quickly looks over the desk to see the list of appointments on the sceen. They were Zak, Gil and Rammsbottom.
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes [with psychic paper] "My name is Zak, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Holmes "Damn!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes [with psychic paper] "My name is Zak, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh sorry, your appointment has been moved to next week."
Trixx "you used the same name!"
Holmes "Yes, I know!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My name is Gil, I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "I think I had better call security."
Holmes "Why?"
Alpha Centauri "Because you are certainly not Gil."
Holmes "How do you know?"
Alpha Centauri "Because you look nothing like my husband!"
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!]
Alpha Centauri "Hello, How can I help you?"
Holmes "My name is Rammsbottom. I have an appointment with Mr. Smith."
Alpha Centauri "Oh yes. Floor 300. Have a nice day."

At which point the group nearly collapsed through exhaustion & laughter.

Holmes, Trixx & Dorian finally reach floor 300 where they open into a small reception room with a very large human looking lady behind the desk. The smell wasn’t too pleasant. The reception is open with two doors the far side of the room, one main door to Mr. Smiths Office and a second door into his office from behind the reception desk.

Receptionist "Sorry sirs, Mr. Smith is busy right now. He’ll be about an hour, but you are welcome to wait."
Dorian [Engram Eraser: Zzap!] "Just tell him we’re here."
Receptionist "Of corse sir."

Dorian made a successful Awareness check to realise that the Engram Eraser had done nothing to the receptionist, so she knows they were bluffing her. Holmes opens the office door, another use of the sonic screwdriver, and the three burst in where Mr. Vorn sits at his desk with the receptionist and another associate next to him. All three are large humans.

Holmes "Sorry for bursting in like this."
Mr. Smith "Not at all, it is I who should apologise." At which he farts rather loudly and presses a button locking the door. He presses another and a hologram of the Earth surrounded by the Judoon Destructor Fleet and a timer counting down from 55 minutes. He farts again!

GM note: the Dorian player suddenly throws his head back "of course!" And I think the other players are just starting to twig.

Holmes "Why are you trying to destroy Earth?"
Mr. Smith "Simple. Revenge. The humans killed close family of ours, and we will have our revenge!"
Holmes [nervously asks] "Who exactly are your family?"
Mr. Smith laughs "Why. We are SLITHEEN!***"
At that the other two tear out of their skin suits revealing their true hulking green form!
Holmes turns and unlocks the door. The three of them RUN! Mr. Smith laughs and the two other Slitheen give pursuit. Dorian is caught but Trixx & Holmes reach the lift. One of the Slitheen races them down the stairs but Holmes & Trixx are already across the lobby. The Slitheen is fast so Trixx tries to buy Holmes some time, time enough to prove to the Shadow Proclamation that the Slitheen were behind everything. Trixx tries to shoulder barge the huge Slitheen, and amazingly the Slitheen comes off worse!

Trixx & Holmes get back to the TARDIS and are able to record an image of the Slitheen. They immediately set the TARDIS in motion causing it, due to the Judoon clamp, to bounce right back to the Shadow Proclamation. Holmes and Trixx rush out and are met by Mistril.
"It’s the Slitheen!" shout Trixx and Holmes together.
Mistril just sighs again, "Yes, yes, we know. We’ve been following you."

Back on Alpha Centauri in the office of Mr. Smith several armed Judoon teleport in. Two of the Slitheen try to run but are stunned. The Slitheen are taken into custody and Dorian reunited with his friends. The charges of manslaughter for Commission Vorn are dropped, Vorn was already dead and was a Slitheen.
Mistril "There is still a matter of the 11,000 credits you owe."
Trixx "But we have no money."
Holmes "And we just saved the Earth."
Mistril [big sigh] "Fine, whatever, I’ll adjourn the case for 100 years." (GM note: it’s impossible for me to explain the fun had making all the hand motions for Mistril and the total despair in her voice)

The Judoon remove the clamp. Trixx Dorian and Holmes enter their ship, the TARDIS, which dematerialises.


Cue: Closing theme music

* Crespallions are the blue skinned humanoid race seen on Platform One in the 9th Doctor story The End of the World.

** Alpha Centauri first appears in the 3rd Doctor stories The Monster of Peladon and The Curse of Peladon.

*** Slitheen is the family name of a gang of criminals from Raxacoricofallapatoria that first appeared in the 9th Doctor story Aliens of London.

Next time... Terror of the Delph
 Thumb up
  • [+] Dice rolls
Front Page | Welcome | Contact | Privacy Policy | Terms of Service | Advertise | Support BGG | Feeds RSS
Geekdo, BoardGameGeek, the Geekdo logo, and the BoardGameGeek logo are trademarks of BoardGameGeek, LLC.