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Subject: Ork Freebootas - part 2 rss

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Kaptin’s Log Too

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Kaptin Dakkawankel (Mek)
Gobsnot (Squig herder)
Grimbak (Painboy)
Arrgs (Pilot)
Grogg (Trappa)

We’re now joined by Grogg, a Trapp and Arrgs, our new pilot. I told Arrgs to make da Kroosa go fasta and to head up. Soon we were in space looking down on the planet. I had a look at the kompoota look around thing (scanner) and saw several things in space. There was a space station and two space ships. Ships were armed, our kroosa was not. I gave the order to near the space station. But we needed to get across to it. We needed a shuttle.

So with a good idea from da crew I head down to our cargo hold where we have the remains of that Chimera tank. A bit of work later and I've fitted a big Rokkit to the back. Me and the Boyz get in and Arrgs takes the controls.

So our Chimera is flying through space towards the space station, but it keeps going off course. It can't be the engine because I built it, must be Arrgs at the controls. The tank starts to veer to the right, so Grog says we should all run to the left, if we crash into the left wall we'll knock it back on course, good idea.

"To the left!"
"To the right!"
"To the left!"
"To the right!"
"Stay in da middle!"

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Aboard the Space Station an operator sees a blip on his scanners then looks out the window to see a Chimera tank flying towards the station. "What the"!??" He reports it to his equally bemused supervisor. They decide that it can't be anything good and open fire.
[/Cut-Away]

"Well fire back ya lousy gitz!" I yell. They do, peppering the space station with tiny holes, nothing real serious though. The tank takes a battering but keeps on going. Okay, now we need a way in. We aim the main kannon and blast a hole in the side of the space station. Only that stoopid git pilot misses the hole and we plough straight into the side of the space station and make another hole! The crew end up in a pile but I hold on with my Power-Klaw.

We pile out the tank. We're in the cargo hold with lots of crates and things. We have a bit of a mooch about then see a robot hoomie (Servitor). He seems a bit slow and ignores us and just starts stacking up some of the boxes we knocked over. So I knock some more over and watch him stack them back up. So I knock some more over... this is fun.

Then several more hoomies enter the cargo room and start shooting at us. Now this is more like it. We charge forward... and get roasted! Da hoomie git has a burna! We crush da hoomies and Grogg takes da Burna. He likes that.

We start making our way to da Boss room. I wander around the corner and don't spot the hoomies waiting for us and I get shot like a squig at target practice! I'm okay though, and we charge in! One of the hoomies is wearing power armour and has a big glowing sword, but it don't help 'im when I rip him apart with my Power Klaw - ha Haaaarrr!! Couple more hoomies have plasma gunz and some of the boyz get 'urt. That'll give Grimbak something to smile about. We finish off da hoomies and get to da boss room.

We fight off a couple more hoomies and take control of the station. We look at kompoota and see there are lots of robot hoomies on board which I am able to take control of. Now we need to take care of the ships and get our kroosa closer. Grogg gets on the communicator (a paper cup with a piece of string - obviously the piece of string doesn't reach all the way back to the Kroosa it just hangs from the cup, but the Orks don't realise that and believe so much that it is a communicator that it actually works!) I try and take control of the space station weapons, and accidentally, I mean purposely turn them all on. This gets the attention of the other two space ships and means our kroosa can't get close. I manage to aim all the guns away from our kroosa and at the hoomie ones, blowing them up!


Our Kroosa comes alongside and more boyz come aboard. We now have a space station - DAKKA DAKKA!!! arrrh
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That is so many levels of pure awesomeness!
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What a great storie, loved it and I'm still laughing, you need come over to here and run an adventure for us
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Cheers guys
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